you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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