just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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