No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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