I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
