And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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