dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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