found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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