If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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