Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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