Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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