just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I am naked and annoyed.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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