But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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