Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
