Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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