Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i've created a new STD.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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