you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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