oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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