So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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