I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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