...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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