All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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