Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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