How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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