btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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