at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
