? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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