no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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