So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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