U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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