I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
But theres a keg here and me gusta
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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