are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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