Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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