If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He better not be in your backpack
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
