Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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