chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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