Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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