it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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