I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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