i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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