Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
