She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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