lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize