So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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