he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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