I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i think i just lost a toe
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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