After last night, I could never be a politician.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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