So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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