Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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