We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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