Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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